birthday song

We gotta get out while we're young
`cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run

last minute planning a life of good

"american blur, now with feelings" ---nate preston

"heaven is a place on earth"

mexican beer, check. body of water, check.

the taco which never was

merci maman pour toute la vie

summer casualty

or how we did not survive the (smog) advisory

a river of rikkis

a river of mays

FUCK YOU BILL CALLAHAN

leos, let the carnage begin

"I'm going to blame John Cusack"

... Fake love is a very powerful thing. That girl who adored John Cusack once had the opportunity to spend a weekend with me in New York at the Waldorf-Astoria, but she elected to fly to Portland instead to see the first U.S. appearance by Coldplay, a British pop group whose success derives from their ability to write melodramatic alt-rock songs about fake love. It does not matter that Coldplay is absolutely the shittiest fucking band I've ever heard in my entire fucking life, or that they sound like a mediocre photocopy of Travis (who sound like a mediocre photocopy of Radiohead), or that their greatest fucking artistic achievement is a video where their blandly attractive frontman walks on a beach on a cloudy fucking afternoon. None of that matters. What matters is that Coldplay manufactures fake love as frenetically as the Ford fucking Motor Company manufactures Mustangs, and that's all this woman heard. "For you I bleed myself dry," sang their blockhead vocalist, brilliantly informing us that stars in the sky are, in fact, yellow. How am I going to compete with that shit? That sleepy-eyed bozo isn't even making sense. He's just pouring fabricated emotions over four gloomy guitar chords, and it ends up sounding like love. And what does that mean? It means she flies to fucking Portland to hear two hours of amateurish U.K. hyper-slop, and I sleep alone in a $270 hotel in Manhattan, and I hope Coldplay gets fucking dropped by fucking EMI and ends up like the Stone fucking Roses, who were actually a better fucking band, all things considered. Read more...

on a hot saturday afternoon, my old brain how you bore me

TLC

oh you and your heartbreaking songs,
you and your tender loving care.
and here we are with the familiar scenario
of you watching as i cry. my good tears, our good smiles.